I finally got on Gaia to check my PMs.

Gilrfriend left three PMs telling me how sorry she was for whatever ticked me off, and then I look at my trades... she's trying to pay me to talk to her.

BAH! I know that she knows I am a constant victim of the guilt trap, but... I'm falling for it already.

To F-list: Yer all still awesome. Deal. XD

EDIT: To self, you suck.

EDIT EDIT: Girlfriend is threatening suicide. Have no fucking clue what to do. Need help ASAP.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Situation is now fixed. She's all better now.

My girlfriend. She has been calling me.

This is normal.

She has been calling me non-stop up until 11 PM every night unless I answer (which I haven't been.)

I don't think that's normal.

She screams at my answering machine, apperently thinking this will attract my attention.

Possibly normal.

To have a shit fest over me not answering the phone because I'm busy?

Definitely NOT NORMAL.

Girlfriend, I hereby dub thee "Crazy Stalker Bitch".

In the YAY area, I may be getting the "Princess Tutu" box set I wanted for my birthday. YAY~

Okay. Everyone remember Annoying Bitch?

Well, my girlfriend's basically turned into her.

( Ten Reasons Why I'm Starting To Hate My Girlfriend )

And then there's this:

( Dear Girlfriend, )

I'll likely regret this tomorrow, as I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be mad at her for saying something I worked really hard on is crap- but right now I HAVE to blow off some steam about it. I know I shouldn't be mad, but there were a lot of things there I had to get off my chest. Maybe I'm just a bad GM...?

Dear Girlfriend:

I love you, darling, really, I do.

But at this point? Wondering if you have a brain somewhere in that empty, emo skull.

At this point, even if you have my LJ watched magically, I don't care if you see this.

Point A:

Girlfriend: "I wanna read Twilight..."
Me: "I've read it. It's really just a mash of cliches."
Girlfriend: "RAWR HOW DARE YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION AND EVERYTHING IS CLICHES NOW RAWR"
Me: -_-;; (Thinks) 'Here we go...'

Point B:

Girlfriend: "GTA is worse than Manhunt because in Manhunt you don't kill cops... blah..."
Me: ...'WTF?'

Point C:

Girlfriend: "Blahblahblah... kids like that who are insane shouldn't be allowed to play video games..."
Me: (Thinks) 'You fit that profile pretty well. Threaten me, threaten kids at school, are pretty much batshit...'

So, yes, Girlfriend, we do hold differing opinions. YOU make me think of a PTA Mom.

And, for once, can I hold an opinon that's nothing like yours? Please? Once in a while, maybe, can I think for myself?

Also, in the event I don't want to talk to you, can you please not get all "EMO EMO I GO KILL MYSELF NOW"? I used to like you, dear, BACK BEFORE YOU WHINED MORE THAN (name withheld to protect ass)!

Half-wishing she could change her phone number,
Me