IF I SAY I WENT TO BED EARLY BECAUSE I WAS SICK, THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU A LICENSE TO START PATHETICALLY WHINING LIKE A PUPPY.

I made it clear how sarcastic I was when I said that even though it felt like a Lumberjack Who Is Okay TOOK A FUCKING FIREAXE TO MY HEAD AND LEFT FOOT I would listen to you babble about how awesome you think you are. NO. I was incredibly happy when mom made us break up. YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE ANY MISS SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH ME ACCORDING TO THE BLOG POST YOU OH-SO-KINDLY TOLD ME TO READ.

Honestly. That pissed me off. So I continued to be sarcastic, wondering if I could get it through your HIDEOUS, ANNOYING SKULL that I was in pain and CLEARLY didn't want to sit there pretending your oh-so-tragic characters had any real effect on the other ones I play. NO.

I didn't want to hear about the football game. I didn't want to hear you whine when I was too ill not to play "Fuckbunnies 2" with you as I'm fairly certain you wanted. I didn't really want to talk UNTIL YOU CALLED ME AT 10 PM WAKING ME UP FROM MY SELF-INDUCED EARLY BEDTIME.

YEAH, YOU. ENOUGH. If I pick up the phone and say, "You woke me up." that isn't a license to say "IT'S ONLY NINE" and when I explain I went to bed early because I was sick, that means you're supposed to be, "Okay, I'll let you get your bedrest then" LIKE A NORMAL, HEALTHY PERSON WHO DOES NOT COMPLAIN WHEN RL GETS IN THE WAY OF RP.

YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT WHINE UNTIL I AGREE TO PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN YOUR VAPID LIFE, YOU DUMB... *stops*

*looks up* Man, that was carthritic.

Also. THE JUNIORS AND SENIORS. The Juniors aren't all PERFECT SPESHULNESS~ because you have a kid in the class who knows how to work a password cracker that probably doesn't exist. We had a hacker and hardware specialist last year who could take your buddy to the cleaners. I don't care how awesome he is. EAT A SLICE OF HUMBLE PIE MISS "I'M ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING YOU OWN BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS HAVE MORE MONEY THAN MINE*".

No love (and likely going to nail you at some point),
Migraned Former Best Friend.

*more or less actual wording.


Apologies to all who had to sit through that, but I needed to get that off my chest.