Me: (Sits on laptop acidentally) (Screen shatters)

(an hour of panicked conversation later with mom)

Me: (Calls Kassie) I'm having my midlife crisis and I'm not even twenty yet!

Kassie: O.O (soothing words of encouragement and hugs)

Me: It feels like I juist bashed out my friend's skull with a sledgehammer...

Yeah... so until Laptop is fixed, my online time is going to be even more sporadic.

So I'll spare you the emo rant and just say "life sucks the non-existant balls of Prisoner of Imaldris".