Dear Girlfriend:

I love you, darling, really, I do.

But at this point? Wondering if you have a brain somewhere in that empty, emo skull.

At this point, even if you have my LJ watched magically, I don't care if you see this.

Point A:

Girlfriend: "I wanna read Twilight..."
Me: "I've read it. It's really just a mash of cliches."
Girlfriend: "RAWR HOW DARE YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION AND EVERYTHING IS CLICHES NOW RAWR"
Me: -_-;; (Thinks) 'Here we go...'

Point B:

Girlfriend: "GTA is worse than Manhunt because in Manhunt you don't kill cops... blah..."
Me: ...'WTF?'

Point C:

Girlfriend: "Blahblahblah... kids like that who are insane shouldn't be allowed to play video games..."
Me: (Thinks) 'You fit that profile pretty well. Threaten me, threaten kids at school, are pretty much batshit...'

So, yes, Girlfriend, we do hold differing opinions. YOU make me think of a PTA Mom.

And, for once, can I hold an opinon that's nothing like yours? Please? Once in a while, maybe, can I think for myself?

Also, in the event I don't want to talk to you, can you please not get all "EMO EMO I GO KILL MYSELF NOW"? I used to like you, dear, BACK BEFORE YOU WHINED MORE THAN (name withheld to protect ass)!

Half-wishing she could change her phone number,
Me