Today, dear friends, I bring you a tale
Of youth, and suck and epic fail
From Gaiaonline this story comes
And no, I'm not doing it all in rhyme, don't worry.

( Long rant is long )

Tl;Dr: Dear you, plz get off the 'I WANT BABIES" bandwagon, learn to rp you some proper relationships before you go trying to force babies, and stop badgering people to start rps when you aren't even tagging in yours.

Mikako (for cocoa puffs) is a Japanese fairy born to human parents whose characteristics include retractable butterfly wings, telekinesis, eyes that change color on emotion, aura reading, and an amazing singing voice.



( but she has no trace of a banana )

So um. Reading other people's RP posts would be good. I can tell you didn't because if you had, your character would not be walking deeper in to the forest to hide. Since two other characters have already made loud announcements that anyone who doesn't show themselves will be killed.

Either by them or, it has been established, by the ravenous monsters lurking deeper in the forest and played by the OWNER OF THE GAME.

Whose posts you apparently didn't read either.

Cheers, friend!

Story Or Series Title: The Dark Lords Raven or so he thought
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: mercedescello

Full Name (plus titles if any): Hell if I know. She changes it in every chapter. “Mercedes Potter” seems to be her favorite.
Full Species(es): Surprise!Twin Sue.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Still no mention, unless I've missed it. She keeps calling Pansy “the dark-haired girl” in the second chapter, though, and in order for that to make sense, she must be blond. Which is very wtf when you remember that her twin has black hair.
Eye Color (include adjectives): No mention. Green would make sense, so I'm going to guess brown.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The Dark Mark
Special Possessions (if any): Draco, Ron, and Fred's balls. Voldy's esteem.

Annoying Origin: She was magically transported into Lily's womb from Sueland.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: She's a Death Eater, then later an Order of the Phoenix member, she's Draco's best friend, she's Blaise's ex-girlfriend and Pansy's bitter rival, she's good friends with Hermione and Ginny, she's Harry's twin sister, and Fred, Ron, and Draco are in love with her.
Annoying Special Abilities: She mastered Occlumency by the time she was eleven. She can hold a Cruciatus Curse for minutes at a time. She is “The smartest dark witch of her time.” She is, of course, Head Girl.
Other Annoying Traits: All of them.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

( We are officially caught up with the Suethor! )

...I felt this conversation I just had was too lulzy not to share.

(beware, some foul and graphic language lies herein)

( Bitch girl is bitchy )

I'm not saying I was necessarily the best behaved person in the world, but I was walking on eggshells anyway trying not to offend this person on the off chance that this "PROFESSIONAL author" might actually be half-talented at writing.
C'est la vie.

(and for the record, her example posts kind of sucked...I was just being nice.)

Edit: Sure, okay, I'm butthurt, whatever. Like I said, I never claimed to be a paragon of RPers either. My point is that I find that a really poor way of telling me "sorry I don't think we would work out." I'd been doing my best to remain civil and cater to her hitherto, so suddenly pulling out "But frankly, we won't be playing anyhow. So don't even waste your time. You've provided my friends and I quite a few laughs tonight and I thank you for that much" does in fact seem like unto behavior that might be termed "bitchy," imho.

The GM has said he has never run the game before and wants to keep things simple until he has become familiar with the rules. This is fine.

So, dear self, stop coming up with convoluted character concepts and backgrounds that push the character creation rules to the limit. Yes, the ideas may be cool and interesting, and yes the actual character creation rules may suck horribly*, but if the GM wants something simple and straightforward that follows what's in the book, then this is what should be made!

*headdesk*


*This is 'Rogue Trader'. Oh Origin Path, how I hate you...

"Addie is the typical blonde beauty, she has pouty full lips that just make you want to kiss her. Her long blonde hair falls in llong aves that she usually leaves down. Her eyes a sparkling hazel that just pop out of her head."


Taken from an app on a board about a government that dictates marriages.

0_0 at that last sentance about the eye's popping out of her head. Then the spelling mistakes reared their heads. LOL

Why is it always sparkling!?

EDIT:

"In the past she had her best friend, well they were more like sisters, at the institute she was two years older that her but they got along like a house on fire."
>< english fail!

the whole thing is....bad >_

So there is this fandom and in this fandom there are actually several really amazing players. There are people that dedicate time and effort into reviewing the characters they have or at the very least not being obnoxious bitches. Then you occasionally get the mun/muse combo that you want to kick in the teeth even if your character doesn’t directly interact with theirs because they are just. that. obnoxious. This would be one of those cases. The mun failed to get the attention of the desired muse(s) with their first two attempts. These muses, while terrible, still weren’t as bad as the “winner” behind door number three. This mun started by taking something someone else did and effectively turned their version of this particular muse into a caricature of one that was being done well.

I have never in my life wanted to kick a muse in the teeth as much as I want to kick this individual’s take on the character. What’s sad is that I’m not alone. There’s an entire group of people (some of which aren't even IN the fandom) that have offered various suggestions in terms of dealing with this muse, acid and fire being the big two. It’s sad when you are so hard up for attention with your muses that you can’t tell the difference between positive attention and negative attention. Your character is meant to be an ambassador (- a diplomatic official of the highest rank sent by a government to represent it on a temporary mission, as for negotiating a treaty.) That implies the character has some sense of diplomacy (-skilled in dealing with sensitive matters or people; tactful) and is not an irredeemable cunt. Of course, this is when the mun isn’t making the muse some kind of schizophrenic freak. Irredeemable cunt one second, disgustingly cheerful "I'm going to be your new BFF" pleasant in the next.

What’s even worse is that barring the awful job the mun is doing with the character, they don’t even have basic RP etiquette down. Not every muse with the same face is the same. A thread held with a version of Muse 1 isn’t going to mean anything to a DIFFERENT version of that same muse (1b). RP is not a collective in that sense. What one person does with personal storylines doesn’t make it open for you to take and use, neither does it mean that another mun/muse combo is going to know what the hell you’re talking about when you use events from another unrelated thread and topic in theirs. Take how much they like to abuse punctuation, a sad lack of spell check, and add it to the fact that they can't be bothered to take the time to read basic community rules. For example: posting an entire letter style paragraph to a community with a word limit.

I’m aware the correct response here is just to ignore them.Hopefully once they’ve managed to piss off the community as a whole and no one gives them any attention, negative or otherwise, they’ll crawl back in the abyss they climbed out of.

TL;DR version? This mun/muse sucks. They are desperate to get the attention of the character they fangirl most and they’re using the “Even negative attention is attention” philosophy to get it among other assorted and various RP crimes.

I just thought I would share. this person has lots of RP blogs, and her mary sue character is pretty much the same other than the name and clothing on every single one:

Rules
1.) AVH Rules need to be obeyed
2.) No one gets killed
3.) NO other Employee is better than my Charrie
4.) MAKE UP numbers! DO NOT use your REAL one. And do what I did: Use four numbers EXAMPLE -- 11-11
5.) (: !! HAVE^^FUN !! :)

Those are your THREE choices :D Chose one of them to begin your Character ... ...

The Top Employee -- Me
~~Information Sheet~~
Name: StarLady Unicorn
Nickname: Star or Lady
Gender: Woman
Family: NONE
History: Last I saw of my parents was when they were on a Ship trip, and I never saw them again.
Height: 5 feet tall
Weight: 100 pounds
~~Job Information~~
Job: Be an Employee, serve customers, make food and drinks, eventually become rich, and eventually get retired
Job Ranking: Top Employee
Job Part: Waitress
~~Characteristics~~
Personality: Strong, wise, brave, happy, swift, PERFECT at Waitressing
Beauty: DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
~~Looks~~
Eyes: Sapphire blue and beautifully shine
Hair: Dark dark brown, drags on the ground as I walk, is silky soft, is always up in a ponytail at the top of my head, and is VERY wavy
Skin Color: Beautiful tan
Normal Clothing: All of my clothes are made of pure cotton. I wear a sapphire blue sleevless shirt, sapphire blue bodice, 5 pure white petticoats that drag on the ground as I walk, 3 sapphire blue skirts that drag on the ground as I walk. I also wear a pure leather belt that is a dark, dark brown color
Nails: Each nail is 1 inch long
Shoes: 4 inch, sapphire blue high heals
~~Home~~
Home: White Mansion
Street Number: 157
Name Of Street: Waterfall St.
Home Number: 69-96
Cellphone Number: 96-69

Okay, here goes. This is my first time posting on here but there's something that's been annoying me to no end recently and I figured, where better to bitch about it?
 
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I BELIEVE IT'S AFTER 8AM EST, I HAVE A PAPER TO WRITE, BUT WHAT THE HELL, LET'S WTF

( THE VERY FIRST WTF WEDNESDAY OF 2010 IS GO )

HAVING TROUBLE FINDING A RAW THIS WEEK, BUT HERE ARE RANDOM CURIOSITY'S CAPS, AND I PUT A FEW VERY SHODDY YOUTUBE-QUALITY OMAKE CAPS UNDER THE CUT FOR NOW. IF I FIND A RAW I'LL MAKE BETTER ONES, UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE POSTS SOME.

( THE CUT )

POST EXTRAS IN THE COMMENTS IF YOU HAVE SOME, BUT SAVE MACROS FOR THE USUAL THEME DAY KICK-OFF TIME: 8AM EST, ON THURSDAY

Right, so having read an intriguing post regarding people looking for rp buddies, I messaged this person. They didn't seem insane within the first five minutes of the conversation. They seemed friendly, articulate, intelligent.

Then we started discussing chars and potential scenarios for rp and they interrupted me to ask if I had an image for the char. NOT a photo. They suggested I 'go to Deviant Art and select an image there are tons there.'

I was slightly bemused at the prospect of being requested to go and find an illustration of a pb on the spot. Right, so this person's a bit weird, I thought to myself. I cautiously suggested, 'Well, I have some stuff _I've_ drawn, I could send you a jpeg if you like.'

This, I was informed, 'might result in my char being rejected.'

Yes, rejected from an rp session via AIM. I figured what the hell, this person is obviously a twat, but I confess I've a bit of professional pride since I'm a freelance artist, so sent them a jpeg anyway.

I got this response: 'Your drawing style looks like Joe's. Suspiciously so.'

I have no idea who 'Joe' is, and so asked the other person to clarify just what the hell they were on about. I also mentioned that since I am an artist, the insinuations that I'm some sort of plagiarist are highly offensive to me.

Their response was, 'Oh no no I don't mean you're a plagarist. I have to ask Joe something.'

By now I was irritated and said I didn't think this was going to work out. Their response was, 'No wait, it's okay. Joe says it isn't him. Sorry for the misunderstanding but you can see why I have to be careful.'

So, after blocking and deleting this person, I am still left with the burning question...

Who the hell is 'Joe'!?

Hi everyone (long-time lurker here!), a few days ago, I was doing some research on the subject of Ancient Runes for my HP fanfiction and I came across a roleplay site and this extremely silly thread. Roleplay and Fanfiction may be different, but you still need to write and keep your avatar in-character. It follows the same rules...

I couldn't resist, I had to post this here. I'm also sorry that I did not follow the usual format, but I didn't think it was necessary...

( Tatiana Dragomir sat at her desk, one of her black, pointed Prada shoes tapping against the stone floor of her classroom )

Link: EPIC FAILZ