FANDOM WON. (cowers)

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IF I SAY I WENT TO BED EARLY BECAUSE I WAS SICK, THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU A LICENSE TO START PATHETICALLY WHINING LIKE A PUPPY.

I made it clear how sarcastic I was when I said that even though it felt like a Lumberjack Who Is Okay TOOK A FUCKING FIREAXE TO MY HEAD AND LEFT FOOT I would listen to you babble about how awesome you think you are. NO. I was incredibly happy when mom made us break up. YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE ANY MISS SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH ME ACCORDING TO THE BLOG POST YOU OH-SO-KINDLY TOLD ME TO READ.

Honestly. That pissed me off. So I continued to be sarcastic, wondering if I could get it through your HIDEOUS, ANNOYING SKULL that I was in pain and CLEARLY didn't want to sit there pretending your oh-so-tragic characters had any real effect on the other ones I play. NO.

I didn't want to hear about the football game. I didn't want to hear you whine when I was too ill not to play "Fuckbunnies 2" with you as I'm fairly certain you wanted. I didn't really want to talk UNTIL YOU CALLED ME AT 10 PM WAKING ME UP FROM MY SELF-INDUCED EARLY BEDTIME.

YEAH, YOU. ENOUGH. If I pick up the phone and say, "You woke me up." that isn't a license to say "IT'S ONLY NINE" and when I explain I went to bed early because I was sick, that means you're supposed to be, "Okay, I'll let you get your bedrest then" LIKE A NORMAL, HEALTHY PERSON WHO DOES NOT COMPLAIN WHEN RL GETS IN THE WAY OF RP.

YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT WHINE UNTIL I AGREE TO PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN YOUR VAPID LIFE, YOU DUMB... *stops*

*looks up* Man, that was carthritic.

Also. THE JUNIORS AND SENIORS. The Juniors aren't all PERFECT SPESHULNESS~ because you have a kid in the class who knows how to work a password cracker that probably doesn't exist. We had a hacker and hardware specialist last year who could take your buddy to the cleaners. I don't care how awesome he is. EAT A SLICE OF HUMBLE PIE MISS "I'M ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING YOU OWN BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS HAVE MORE MONEY THAN MINE*".

No love (and likely going to nail you at some point),
Migraned Former Best Friend.

*more or less actual wording.


Apologies to all who had to sit through that, but I needed to get that off my chest.

Right, I've been working on starting a World Of Darkness: Vampire: The Masquerade/Requiem game going. End result: Have the start of two characters. One represents the Storyteller, one is my in-world spy character.

Main premise: The world is a story. The Author of the World is bored out of her skull. What better way to amuse herself than to write, no? Unfortunately, our dear Storyteller has a penchant for tragedies, and so moves openly to ruin her characters lives. The question is, will they become self-aware and begin to subvert the story she has laid down?

( Critique welcome. )

This is a LARP format. Picture of what she should look like (simmed, of course) will come soon as well as details on my character for this particular verse, Maria.

...um, wow.

Incidentally, does anyone want to see short crackfic of this?

...and KICK THEM IN THE TEETH. *addicted*

Also: Look up Kaito and Miku: Crazy Clown.

@ Lime: Is it just me, or have we found the OFFICIAL theme song for Rudy/Ralph and Janis/Jemima in CT3? XD

So I'm not going to say anything. Here, has a meme!


Snagged from Kaze-Taco!

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pick *Any* character of mine [AU included], and I will tell you their:
01. Full name
02. Best friend
03. Sexuality
04. Favorite color
05. Relationship status
06. Ideal mate
07. Turn-ons
08. Last sexual experience
09. Favorite food
10. Crushes
11. Favorite music
12. Biggest fear
13. Biggest fantasy
14. Quirks in bed
15. Bad habits
16. Biggest regret
17. Best kept secrets
18. Last thought
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience
20. Biggest insecurity

Characters
ClockWork (AKA, my AU crazy version of the Clock Towerverse): Any Clock Tower character. ANY. Even Kaplan. Though Fujika's the most interesting. (Originals here: Laurence, Lissa, and Tofu)

Death Note: Shirley Remora

Resident Evil: Sybil Raymi, Marit Vance

Otherworld Discotheque: (Aka- AU Pop'n Music!) Roki, Ophelia, Smile, Ash, Yuli, Timer, William Birkin (?!)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Harriet, the Explosive Collateral Damage Alchemist

Sonic The Hedgehog: Termina and Kikki(@Kassie: yes, the Kikki in this team was named after our SHORT LITTLE BUDDY. [That was revenge for making me miss seeing you already, Keekers!]) Versions include Chronicles and The Dark Knight, as well as SA2:Battle

Super Smash Brothers Brawl: Tofu (Canon Immigrant!Clockwork's Tofu) Mara Jade and River Tam, Snake and Samus' twin daughters. Plus Ash Crimson's daughter (her parentage is a mystery, as he's gayer than a shelf of yaoi manga) Amelie.

Original: Senel Remora, Dimitri Faina, Cinderella, Rapunzel, Snow White, and Alice (from my novel)

You KNOW you're a nerd when you're listening to a lecture in psychology and all you see in your head is a raging battle between Kamina, Captain Falcon, Kefka and Wesker while the EBA perform the Power Rangers Theme in the background.

Yeah, I'm a nerdlike one. :P

AND NOW, A CONVERSATION:

Me: *playing Brawl as Mario* Die, Bowser! You don't belong in this world!
Brandon: *seizes opportunity* It was not by my claw that I was given a shell! I was brought here by KOOPAS who wish to pay ME tribute!
Me: Tribute?! You steal Toads souls and make them your slaves!
Brandon: Perhaps the same could be said of all kingdoms..
Me: Your words are as empty as your soul! Toadkind ill needs a savior such as yourself!
Brandon: WHAT IS A PLUMBER?! *mimes shattering wineglass* A miserable little pile of mushrooms. But enough talk- HAVE AT YOU!

Seriously, the page won't come up! DX I leave for a little while and when I come back it won't load the forums. That's irritating.

What did I miss here?!

Also: Happy early birfdai, RAIMUCHAN~

Oh. And I need to get Late Riser as an MP3. LIEK NAO.

Long story short:

State BPA competition. Top 10 in the state for Networking, but no Nationals.

RE5 makes me giddy and sad all at once. *rekills Wesker for the hell of it*

AND THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU IS AMAZING. Srsly.

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Also: pre-ordered the collector's edition of RE5. And I'm off to the BPA state competition from Thurs-Fri. And on top of all that, I ripped my menescus and have an immobilizer on my leg. Fancy that.

Y'know who Rockman/Megaman is, right?

And that invariable crush you display on a Rockman, right?

I hate myself. My first Rockman crush came from the Japan-only Super Adventure Rockman.

I AM GOING TO FANDOM HELL. >>;;;

And on top of that, not only did I develop my first Rock crush on the FMV game one, I SAT THERE every time Protoman/Blues appeared and thought, "This would make lovely slash fanfiction."

AND ON TOP OF THAT! I sat there, in my head, writing a Rockman Mary-Sue, until I realized what I was doing, screamed like Oedipus' mother when she learned she'd boinked her son, and sat there solidly headdesking for an hour. Obviously, I NEED TO PENNANCE FOR THIS SIN AGAINST MY POOR, INNOCENT FANDOM.

So. Suggestions of painful Rockman-related things helpful. I have pretty much picked out what I'm going to do for each, but hell, if I find something cooler, I'll do that.

Current Pennances Selected:

Sin A (Developing a crush on FMV Rockman): Speedrun Flash Man's Level. Re-map keys to number pad and re-re-map every time I die. Boss Condition: No hit, p-shooter only, smash my head against the wall every time I have to load state. (Which will be a lot.)

Sin B (Pondering the MOST UNDOUBTEDLY NOT CANON slashiness of Rock and Blues): Speedrun Quick Man. No killing enemies. Reload state only three times and only then for game over. Savestate ONCE. Boss Condition: No miss, P-Shooter or Bubble Lead, no savestate or loading state. (Meaning if I get game over I have to REDO THE LEVEL)

Sin C (THE BIGGEST ONE, THE MARY-SUE. Though it was not posted nor written.): Speedrun Wily levels. Remap keys for each Robot Master, 1 savestate allowed per level/Robot Master and 1 load state per boss or level. P-Shooter or Bubble Lead only, unless outside circumstance requires Clash Bomb or somesuch. Boss Condition: Robot Masters all must be fought at half-health or lower. No savestates until after the Master is halfway depleted in health. Wily Forms: Clash Bomb must be wasted. Bubble Lead only. If it runs out, use everything else until they're gone, and each time one does damage, headdesk.

*whimper* I hate myself.

Not quite sure how I felt about it or how I feel about it. In my mind, the whole inauguration we watched in IT Class just felt more like reading a book and the news was talking about the controversy. It felt... unreal to me. I felt detached, like... iunno, a casual observer instead of someone seeing history being made.

Don't know what that says for my humanity. XD

BEST: *
But...: -

*Cleaned out my Sims 2 Download folder in prep for fresh install. Went through downloads... went fron 4.50 GB to 3.88 GB. :DDD And it'll gradually get smaller after I re-install tomorrow, because with my spiffy new NVIDIA GeForce video card I'll be able to see details better.... purge tiem is nao.
-...I still have a little over 100 RAR files to pack in there DX

*Got a 92% on my Server pretest today. So I have an "A" for this and I have an "A" on the final. :DDDD
-...Wish I'd done just a bit better, though.

*My Sims games came.
-...I'm feeling too lazy to install them.

*I've been a little more productive.
-...Because I've been up two days in a row as of now. Inability to sleep FTL.

*I'm likely to pass Home Ec.!
-...I'm probably going to fail Math.

"How the fuck did you manage to do that?!"
"A simple five words- Shampoo Aisle Slip N' Slide."

and for the one now:

"When times are tough or you're feeling down, what's the one food you can count on to make you feel better?"

Babies fried in motor oil.


Also, I WILL HAVE OTACON'S BABIES.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...just type it in!
( This is the meme that makes no sense~ )

The old Satellite has finally damn near kicked it, so my stepdad bought me a new one. It's another Toshiba with a "you break, we replace, no questions asked" for three years warranty.

I also have a 640 gig external hard drive. I can make backups nao! :D

And there were many, many Christmas prezzies to be had this year. Spoiled zombie is spoiled. :P

So yezz. I'd like to wish my friend Kassie a very happy early birthday, in case I forget. DX As I know I probably will, I fail at birthdays.

I seem to have a program on my system that not only installed itself without my knowledge, it ALSO refuses to be removed! My McAfee and my Automatic Updates will not work, my computer's suffered from a severe drop in performance, and it won't let me install Spybot.

I've tried everything, removing directly from the program folder, using the Add/Remove applet- EVERYTHING!

HAAAAAAAAAALLLLPPPP!

I finally started uploading the majority of my pictures to PB.

WARNING: MASSIVELY IMAGE-HEAVY. Dial-Up Beware! Also, hover over pictures for captions.
( Awesome pictures are awesome )

And now! PROOF THAT THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!



And...

Take a picture of yourself right now
Don’t change your clothes, don't fix your hair
Just take the picture
Post the picture with no editing
Post these instructions with your picture

Here it is.

I wore Elphie with my black angel wings. Pics to come soon.

*May be going trick or treating with a DarkKnight!Batman and Joker. Was going to do Harley, but the costume needed too much altering to make it work.